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the fuck off song
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
You, came crawling back
Still claiming that your love for me, was true and for eternity
Well I'm not so sure
Cos I, know where you've been
Hanging out in bars 'til late, hooking up with Tinder dates
Fucking in your car
So please, go fuck yourself
You're sure to find some easy fling to help you with that sort of thing
Hope it's what you want
I'd just like you to act honestly
And refrain from infidelity
Not too much to ask if you ask me
But you never do
You're not the greatest thing to, ever occur to me, no
The more I contemplate you the more I come to hate you
I'm ripping up the rule book, and telling you
To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off
So go, get out the door
I've been listening to Gloria: she tells me that I don't need ya
Now or evermore
And I, don't give two shits
If you should die tomorrow night, sleeping rough from frost bite
It's a day too late
And don't, come back again
I'm done with you I'm moving on, futures looking brighter and I've
Got some brand new shades
I'd just like you to act honestly
And refrain from infidelity
Not too much to ask if you ask me
But you never do
You're not the greatest thing to, ever occur to me no
The more I contemplate you the more I come to hate you
I'm ripping up the rule book, and telling you
To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off
To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off
Yeah fuck off, just fuck off, just fuck off
Once I was afraid, I was petrified……
back in the ussa
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
I've been trying so hard, oh Lord, trying to work it out
But I just can't seem to figure what the fuss is all about
(Just for grabbing some pussy?)
Cuz I see it in the fake news, Lord I, see it every day
Them liberal snowflakes wanna put our president away
And it makes me mean and riled
When they say he's like a child
When they say that he ain't smart
He's gonna make us great again
HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!
And if he wants to build a wall then what is wrong with that?
It'll stop them pesky wetbacks coming here to peddle crack
(Fuck you Conchita)
And if he wants to drop a nuke on Rocket Man what then?
It' ll make them other shithole countries stop and think again
And it's got me seeing red
Cuz they say that he's brain dead
Cuz they say he's telling lies
He's gonna make us hate again
HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!
We got the NRA back in the USSA
We got the NRA back in the USSA
We got the KKK back in the USSA
We got the KKK
Well he's making war on Muslims in some foreign territory
To keep this country's population strong and brave and free
(Gotta get me some Cov-fe-fe)
And if you wanna get things done you gotta bust some heads
By flying down to Florida and golfing with the zeds
And it makes my finger itch
When they say he's Putin's bitch
When they say he's mean and dumb
Gonna make us great again
HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!
you can't take this away
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Well we came to the end of our road
No more empty words and promises, I guess
Some things are not meant to be
It was fun at times, but too many lies
Took their toll on you and me
We both swore we'd be true, me and you
But forever and ever amen is too damn long
Well it burns you inside, as you choke on the lies
And it gets in your head so you try to forget, but no way
Do what you may
You can't take this away
So we all dip our toes in the sea
Open up and risk the deadly kiss, don’t be
Scared to go back to the beach
Put your flip flops on, take your spade along,
Keep your towel within your reach
We’re all building with sand, make no plans
Count your blessings and chickens and stand against the tide
Don’t forget to have fun as you blunder along
Hold the ones you love close and remember to tell them each day
I want you to stay
Please don’t take this away
And another road takes you away
It’s a mystery, where the end will be, so don’t
Get too hung up on the ride
Just enjoy the view, have a beer or two,
Keep your eyes upon the prize
It’s a beautiful day, make some hay
Hold your lover’s hand tightly, it’s never too early to say I’d love to
Take you out dancing or down to the dog track or
Out for the pub quiz or just for a Big Mac and say
Hold me closer each day
You can’t take this away
Life is a journey, some people leave early
Some others continue, to dance along with you
There’s no way of knowing, how far we’re all going
We bear this affliction, the human condition
As time points it’s arrow towards our tomorrows
They come along faster and faster and faster
So stop for a second and breathe in the moment
And savour the flavour and always remember today
You can't take this away.
slave (monkey see monkey do)
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Monkey see, monkey do
Just to feed, me and you
Just survive, 9 to 5
Churn it out, half alive
Most everybody has to work to make a living
We call it living but it's really just existing
We're all consumers going round and round a circuit
We're born in slavery and we don't even see it
(pause) No way off, no way out
'Til you breathe your last breath and you head off to the checkout
(pause) Out of luck, out of line
And you wonder what's the point of all the shit that fills your time
Just keep moving, just keep walking, just keep losing, just stop talking
Just keep eating, just keep drinking, just keep tweeting, just stop thinking
Just keep plotting, just keep buying, just keep watching , just stop trying
Just keep working, just keep staring, just keep twerking, just stop caring
So everybody's looking for the answer to the question
Of how to jump the wheel without their own annihilation
Of how to reach the summit of this human rubbish dump so
When you're pissing down the hill - everybody's looking up
(pause) Scratch, bite, claw, fight
We're in the jungle and there's something out there in the night
(pause) Dance, screw,drink,spew
To fill your days up 'cos there's nothing else for you to do
(pause) Monkey see, monkey do
Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do
(pause) Monkey see, monkey do
Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see
Just keep moving, just keep walking, just keep losing, just stop talking
Just keep eating, just keep drinking, just keep tweeting, just stop thinking
Just keep plotting, just keep buying, just keep watching , just stop trying
Just keep working, just keep staring, just keep twerking, just stop caring
So everybody's looking for the answer to the question
Of how to jump the wheel without their own annihilation
Of how to reach the summit of this human rubbish dump so
When you're pissing down the hill - everybody's looking up
(pause) Scratch, bite, claw, fight
We're in the jungle and there's something out there in the night
(pause) Dance, screw,drink,spew
To fill your days up 'cos there's nothing else for you to do
(pause) Monkey see, monkey do
Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do
(pause) Monkey see, monkey do
Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see
oh my days (this is not a love song)
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Well I've made some mistakes like everyone does
To fuck up is human, its what makes us us
And I've never been perfect - it's perfectly plain
But I try to get through life without causing pain
I've been knocked - off my throne
I've been down - on my own
But I've learned - down the track
Who's real and who's fake and who's watching my back
My. Love. You gave me courage when I was in fear.
My. Heart. Beats a bit faster whenever you're near.
Now I'm not a romantic, I'm not one to gush
I don't buy you flowers, I don't shower you with stuff
And It's not that I don't care, it's not that I'm cold
And I know that I owe you for saving my soul
When I think - where I was
Now I'm here, just because
You were there, and remain
You lifted me up and you taught me to trust again
My. Word. I'll never hurt you and I'll never lie
Oh. My Days. Get better and better with you by my side.
And it's easy to get stuck in shit day to day
To sink into old ways and fritter your time away
Keep moving forwards and keep moving on
But always remember how far you have come
When you're lost - when you’re shunned
When you think - you're all done
After dark - comes the light
Just watch the horizon and things will come right
My. Love. You gave me courage when I was in fear.
My. Heart. Beats a bit faster whenever you're near.
My. Word. I'll never hurt you and I'll never lie
Oh. My Days. Get better and better with you by my side.
blue passports
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
So we're floating like a turd out on the sea
Cos we voted for this clear insanity
Where we're heading still remains a mystery
Pretty sure it won't be great for you and me
Big red bus all covered with white lies
Brexiteers all promising blue skies
Turns out that was a load of old bollocks
Turns out lying is another name for politics
Shut your mouth - we don't need experts
Slam your head with the door until it hurts
Shoot yourself in both your feet and
Wonder why there's so much blood on the street
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
So I'm bitter 'cos things didn't go my way
And I'm angry at the price we'll have to pay
Heading backwards, to the 1970s
Things were shit then - but at least we've got more TV channels now
Bring back family TV game shows
Saturday nights with horrible paedos;
Keep it in the family; Blankety Blank
Bow to your betters; Load of old wank
Bring back National Service next
Get some discipline; Learn some respect;
Smoking in pubs with casual racists
Nazi salute or you're going on the deathlist
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)
Somethings coming; I can feel it in the air
Revolution out of fear and deep despair
We've been hoodwinked and they just keep telling us
To keep quiet while they drive this bus on over the cliff edge
52 to 48 from those that cared
But 28 percent of us weren't even there
The pig fucker blew it with his simple majority
Fucked off the next day leaving us the debris
And all I keep hearing is "the people have spoken"
Ignoring the fact that the process was broken
Yes I'm remoaning - feeling fucked over
No I won't give up cos this ain't over.
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)
Blue passports is that all you can talk about?
(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)
Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable
Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty
Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty
smile upon your face
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Reach out, stop fucking about
Cos life is too short to have all of that doubt
It’s a nice day, stop hiding away
Let the sun on your face blow the clouds away
You've only got yourself to blame
You might not win but join the game
Tough shit, you've taken a hit
It might sound cruel but get over it
You've got one life, so never think twice
Put your pedal to the metal don't philosophise
You never know what you might find
If you just open up your mind
Hang ten, you never know when
You're gonna meet a stranger who becomes a friend
So just move on and sing your own song
Put your apron and your wellies and your best smile on
Don't keep on living in the past
Just get outside and have a blast
So what, you are where you've got
The world will keep turning if you're there or not
I know, it's true, you're gonna pull through
If you look into the future and in front of you
Keep running forward to the light
No looking back or left or right
And when you reach that sunny place
There'll be a smile upon…..your face
On your face
Smile upon your face
On your face
don't waste my time
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Time is all we have
We can spend it well, or we can lose it and
Once it's gone it's gone
Can't buy it back again, rewind or start again
It might just be the most expensive thing you've got
Waste of time [Jehovah's Witness]
Waste of time [Physical Fitness]
Waste of time [Solar Heating]
Waste of time [No Trick or Treating]
Waste of time [Bucket collectors]
Waste of time [Police Interceptors]
Waste of time [Big Brother house mates]
Don't waste my time [Don't waste my time]
Well back when I was young,
It felt like I was flush, had too much of the stuff
But now I'm getting old
I'm getting worse than Scrooge, I got no time for you
Got too much other shit now that I want to do
Waste of time [BBC One Show]
Waste of time [XBox / Nintendo]
Waste of time [Internet Vloggers]
Waste of time [Yeah all you joggers]
Don't waste my time [Cardboard Recycling]
Don't waste my time [Those fuckers bicycling]
Don't waste my time [Waiting for Amazon]
Don't waste my time [Don’t waste my time]
Time is not on my side
Time is not on my side
Why does everbody think
That they will live for ever, we're on the never never
And if I could borrow time
I'd max my credit card, go out and party hard
Take a trip to Acapulco, waste my time on what I want to
Waste of time [The fucking washing up]
Waste of time [The bastard FA Cup]
Waste of time [All forms of DIY]
Waste of time [Wating for paint to dry]
Don't waste my time [Shopping at IKEA]
Don't waste my time [Facebook & Messenger]
Don't waste my time [It's all to much for me]
Don't waste my time [Taking my sanity]
Waste of time [Don't waste my time]
Waste of time [Don't waste my time]
Waste of time [Don't waste my time]
Don't waste my time
stupid alcohol
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
I’ve been here too many times
Crossed the road with grand designs
But is always seems to pull me back like gravity
It’s a blessing and a curse
Drunk or sober which is worse?
I can’t help myself from listening to the voice that’s killing me
I keep drinking
Stops me thinking
Stops me feeling
Makes me dumb
So how did I get home last night?
Did I fall or did I fight?
Did I piss myself or is that someone else’s urine?
How much money did I blow?
Wallet’s empty, no one knows
Can’t help feeling that I’m heading in the wrong direction
I keep drinking
Stops me thinking
Stops me feeling
Makes me dumb
I can’t remember where I’ve been
I can’t remember what I’ve seen
It’s sad when people have to fill the gaps in
And I don’t stop I just drink more
Become the planets biggest bore
It’s time to stop this shit and turn my life around
I keep drinking
Stops me thinking
Stops me feeling
Makes me dumb
I’m not gonna let it win
I’m not gonna let it win
I’ve had enough of stoopid alcohol
I’m not gonna let it win
I’m not gonna let it win
I’ve had enough of stoopid alcohol
Enough of stoopid alcohol
Enough of stoopid alcohol
Enough of stoopid alcohol
don't give in (just drink gin)
© Asbo Slipz 2018
From the album Convert Feb 2018
Don't depend on belief to makes sense of your grief
Faith can never impart cures for holes in your heart
It's a struggle each day to remember the way
To arrive at your goal when there's drag on your soul
Got to keep it all in, time eviscerates sins,
Keep your chin up and swim, don't go under the waves, don't give in
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Seize the day, make it pay,
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)
Happy days come this way
Don't give in
Life can certainly feel like you're strapped to the wheel
Like you're trapped in a cage looking forward to death in old age
Days are mostly mundane, little things keep you sane,
Little dreams give you hope, stop you putting your head in that rope
As you move to the beat: sleep; eat; work; sleep; repeat
Lift your head up and make time for friendship and loving and cake
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Add a slice and some ice
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)
Happy daze through a haze
Just drink gin