convert

convert

the fuck off song

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


You, came crawling back

Still claiming that your love for me, was true and for eternity

Well I'm not so sure


Cos I, know where you've been

Hanging out in bars 'til late, hooking up with Tinder dates

Fucking in your car


So please, go fuck yourself

You're sure to find some easy fling to help you with that sort of thing

Hope it's what you want


I'd just like you to act honestly

And refrain from infidelity

Not too much to ask if you ask me

But you never do


You're not the greatest thing to, ever occur to me, no

The more I contemplate you the more I come to hate you

I'm ripping up the rule book, and telling you

To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off


So go, get out the door

I've been listening to Gloria: she tells me that I don't need ya

Now or evermore


And I, don't give two shits

If you should die tomorrow night, sleeping rough from frost bite

It's a day too late


And don't, come back again

I'm done with you I'm moving on, futures looking brighter and I've

Got some brand new shades


I'd just like you to act honestly

And refrain from infidelity

Not too much to ask if you ask me

But you never do


You're not the greatest thing to, ever occur to me no

The more I contemplate you the more I come to hate you

I'm ripping up the rule book, and telling you

To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off

To fuck off, to fuck off, to fuck off

Yeah fuck off, just fuck off, just fuck off


Once I was afraid, I was petrified……


back in the ussa

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


I've been trying so hard, oh Lord, trying to work it out

But I just can't seem to figure what the fuss is all about

(Just for grabbing some pussy?)

Cuz I see it in the fake news, Lord I, see it every day

Them liberal snowflakes wanna put our president away


And it makes me mean and riled

When they say he's like a child

When they say that he ain't smart

He's gonna make us great again


HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!


And if he wants to build a wall then what is wrong with that?

It'll stop them pesky wetbacks coming here to peddle crack

(Fuck you Conchita)

And if he wants to drop a nuke on Rocket Man what then?

It' ll make them other shithole countries stop and think again


And it's got me seeing red

Cuz they say that he's brain dead

Cuz they say he's telling lies

He's gonna make us hate again


HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!


We got the NRA back in the USSA

We got the NRA back in the USSA

We got the KKK back in the USSA

We got the KKK


Well he's making war on Muslims in some foreign territory

To keep this country's population strong and brave and free

(Gotta get me some Cov-fe-fe)

And if you wanna get things done you gotta bust some heads

By flying down to Florida and golfing with the zeds


And it makes my finger itch

When they say he's Putin's bitch

When they say he's mean and dumb

Gonna make us great again


HAIL TO THE THIEF! PRETENDER IN CHIEF!


you can't take this away

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Well we came to the end of our road

No more empty words and promises, I guess

Some things are not meant to be

It was fun at times, but too many lies

Took their toll on you and me


We both swore we'd be true, me and you

But forever and ever amen is too damn long


Well it burns you inside, as you choke on the lies

And it gets in your head so you try to forget, but no way

Do what you may

You can't take this away


So we all dip our toes in the sea

Open up and risk the deadly kiss, don’t be

Scared to go back to the beach

Put your flip flops on, take your spade along,

Keep your towel within your reach


We’re all building with sand, make no plans

Count your blessings and chickens and stand against the tide


Don’t forget to have fun as you blunder along

Hold the ones you love close and remember to tell them each day

I want you to stay

Please don’t take this away


And another road takes you away

It’s a mystery, where the end will be, so don’t

Get too hung up on the ride

Just enjoy the view, have a beer or two,

Keep your eyes upon the prize


It’s a beautiful day, make some hay

Hold your lover’s hand tightly, it’s never too early to say I’d love to


Take you out dancing or down to the dog track or

Out for the pub quiz or just for a Big Mac and say

Hold me closer each day

You can’t take this away


Life is a journey, some people leave early

Some others continue, to dance along with you

There’s no way of knowing, how far we’re all going

We bear this affliction, the human condition

As time points it’s arrow towards our tomorrows

They come along faster and faster and faster

So stop for a second and breathe in the moment

And savour the flavour and always remember today 

You can't take this away.


slave (monkey see monkey do)

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Monkey see, monkey do

Just to feed, me and you

Just survive, 9 to 5

Churn it out, half alive


Most everybody has to work to make a living

We call it living but it's really just existing

We're all consumers going round and round a circuit

We're born in slavery and we don't even see it


(pause) No way off, no way out

'Til you breathe your last breath and you head off to the checkout

(pause) Out of luck, out of line

And you wonder what's the point of all the shit that fills your time


Just keep moving, just keep walking, just keep losing, just stop talking

Just keep eating, just keep drinking, just keep tweeting, just stop thinking

Just keep plotting, just keep buying, just keep watching , just stop trying

Just keep working, just keep staring, just keep twerking, just stop caring


So everybody's looking for the answer to the question

Of how to jump the wheel without their own annihilation

Of how to reach the summit of this human rubbish dump so

When you're pissing down the hill - everybody's looking up


(pause) Scratch, bite, claw, fight

We're in the jungle and there's something out there in the night

(pause) Dance, screw,drink,spew

To fill your days up 'cos there's nothing else for you to do


(pause) Monkey see, monkey do

Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do

(pause) Monkey see, monkey do

Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do


Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey see


Just keep moving, just keep walking, just keep losing, just stop talking

Just keep eating, just keep drinking, just keep tweeting, just stop thinking

Just keep plotting, just keep buying, just keep watching , just stop trying

Just keep working, just keep staring, just keep twerking, just stop caring


So everybody's looking for the answer to the question

Of how to jump the wheel without their own annihilation

Of how to reach the summit of this human rubbish dump so

When you're pissing down the hill - everybody's looking up


(pause) Scratch, bite, claw, fight

We're in the jungle and there's something out there in the night

(pause) Dance, screw,drink,spew

To fill your days up 'cos there's nothing else for you to do


(pause) Monkey see, monkey do

Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do

(pause) Monkey see, monkey do

Yeah we live and die as slaves and there is nothing we can do


Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey see


oh my days (this is not a love song)

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Well I've made some mistakes like everyone does

To fuck up is human, its what makes us us

And I've never been perfect - it's perfectly plain

But I try to get through life without causing pain

I've been knocked - off my throne

I've been down - on my own

But I've learned - down the track

Who's real and who's fake and who's watching my back


My. Love. You gave me courage when I was in fear.

My. Heart. Beats a bit faster whenever you're near.


Now I'm not a romantic, I'm not one to gush

I don't buy you flowers, I don't shower you with stuff

And It's not that I don't care, it's not that I'm cold

And I know that I owe you for saving my soul

When I think - where I was

Now I'm here, just because

You were there, and remain

You lifted me up and you taught me to trust again


My. Word. I'll never hurt you and I'll never lie

Oh. My Days. Get better and better with you by my side.


And it's easy to get stuck in shit day to day

To sink into old ways and fritter your time away

Keep moving forwards and keep moving on

But always remember how far you have come

When you're lost - when you’re shunned

When you think - you're all done

After dark - comes the light

Just watch the horizon and things will come right


My. Love. You gave me courage when I was in fear.

My. Heart. Beats a bit faster whenever you're near.


My. Word. I'll never hurt you and I'll never lie

Oh. My Days. Get better and better with you by my side.


blue passports

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


So we're floating like a turd out on the sea

Cos we voted for this clear insanity

Where we're heading still remains a mystery

Pretty sure it won't be great for you and me


Big red bus all covered with white lies

Brexiteers all promising blue skies

Turns out that was a load of old bollocks

Turns out lying is another name for politics

Shut your mouth - we don't need experts

Slam your head with the door until it hurts

Shoot yourself in both your feet and 

Wonder why there's so much blood on the street


Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)


So I'm bitter 'cos things didn't go my way

And I'm angry at the price we'll have to pay

Heading backwards, to the 1970s

Things were shit then - but at least we've got more TV channels now


Bring back family TV game shows

Saturday nights with horrible paedos;

Keep it in the family; Blankety Blank

Bow to your betters; Load of old wank

Bring back National Service next

Get some discipline; Learn some respect;

Smoking in pubs with casual racists

Nazi salute or you're going on the deathlist


Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)


Somethings coming; I can feel it in the air

Revolution out of fear and deep despair

We've been hoodwinked and they just keep telling us

To keep quiet while they drive this bus on over the cliff edge


52 to 48 from those that cared

But 28 percent of us weren't even there

The pig fucker blew it with his simple majority

Fucked off the next day leaving us the debris

And all I keep hearing is "the people have spoken"

Ignoring the fact that the process was broken

Yes I'm remoaning - feeling fucked over

No I won't give up cos this ain't over.


Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail, Daily Fail)

Blue passports is that all you can talk about?

(Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable)

Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty, Sovereignty - Strong & Stable

Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty 

Sovereignty Sovereignty Sovereignty


smile upon your face

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Reach out, stop fucking about

Cos life is too short to have all of that doubt

It’s a nice day, stop hiding away

Let the sun on your face blow the clouds away


You've only got yourself to blame

You might not win but join the game


Tough shit, you've taken a hit

It might sound cruel but get over it

You've got one life, so never think twice

Put your pedal to the metal don't philosophise


You never know what you might find

If you just open up your mind


Hang ten, you never know when

You're gonna meet a stranger who becomes a friend

So just move on and sing your own song

Put your apron and your wellies and your best smile on


Don't keep on living in the past

Just get outside and have a blast


So what, you are where you've got

The world will keep turning if you're there or not

I know, it's true, you're gonna pull through

If you look into the future and in front of you


Keep running forward to the light

No looking back or left or right

And when you reach that sunny place

There'll be a smile upon…..your face

On your face

Smile upon your face

On your face


don't waste my time

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Time is all we have

We can spend it well, or we can lose it and

Once it's gone it's gone

Can't buy it back again, rewind or start again

It might just be the most expensive thing you've got


Waste of time [Jehovah's Witness]

Waste of time [Physical Fitness]

Waste of time [Solar Heating]

Waste of time [No Trick or Treating]

Waste of time [Bucket collectors]

Waste of time [Police Interceptors]

Waste of time [Big Brother house mates]

Don't waste my time [Don't waste my time]


Well back when I was young,

It felt like I was flush, had too much of the stuff

But now I'm getting old

I'm getting worse than Scrooge, I got no time for you

Got too much other shit now that I want to do


Waste of time [BBC One Show]

Waste of time [XBox / Nintendo]

Waste of time [Internet Vloggers]

Waste of time [Yeah all you joggers]

Don't waste my time [Cardboard Recycling]

Don't waste my time [Those fuckers bicycling]

Don't waste my time [Waiting for Amazon]

Don't waste my time [Don’t waste my time]


Time is not on my side

Time is not on my side

Why does everbody think

That they will live for ever, we're on the never never

And if I could borrow time

I'd max my credit card, go out and party hard

Take a trip to Acapulco, waste my time on what I want to


Waste of time [The fucking washing up]

Waste of time [The bastard FA Cup]

Waste of time [All forms of DIY]

Waste of time [Wating for paint to dry]

Don't waste my time [Shopping at IKEA]

Don't waste my time [Facebook & Messenger]

Don't waste my time [It's all to much for me]

Don't waste my time [Taking my sanity]

Waste of time [Don't waste my time]


Waste of time [Don't waste my time]

Waste of time [Don't waste my time]

Don't waste my time


stupid alcohol

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


I’ve been here too many times

Crossed the road with grand designs

But is always seems to pull me back like gravity

It’s a blessing and a curse

Drunk or sober which is worse?

I can’t help myself from listening to the voice that’s killing me


I keep drinking

Stops me thinking

Stops me feeling

Makes me dumb


So how did I get home last night?

Did I fall or did I fight?

Did I piss myself or is that someone else’s urine?

How much money did I blow?

Wallet’s empty, no one knows

Can’t help feeling that I’m heading in the wrong direction


I keep drinking

Stops me thinking

Stops me feeling

Makes me dumb


I can’t remember where I’ve been

I can’t remember what I’ve seen

It’s sad when people have to fill the gaps in

And I don’t stop I just drink more

Become the planets biggest bore

It’s time to stop this shit and turn my life around


I keep drinking

Stops me thinking

Stops me feeling

Makes me dumb


I’m not gonna let it win

I’m not gonna let it win

I’ve had enough of stoopid alcohol

I’m not gonna let it win

I’m not gonna let it win

I’ve had enough of stoopid alcohol

Enough of stoopid alcohol

Enough of stoopid alcohol

Enough of stoopid alcohol


don't give in (just drink gin)

© Asbo Slipz 2018

From the album Convert Feb 2018


Don't depend on belief to makes sense of your grief

Faith can never impart cures for holes in your heart

It's a struggle each day to remember the way

To arrive at your goal when there's drag on your soul

Got to keep it all in, time eviscerates sins,

Keep your chin up and swim, don't go under the waves, don't give in


Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Seize the day, make it pay,

Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Don't give in (live a little bit, love a little bit, laugh a little bit)

Happy days come this way

Don't give in


Life can certainly feel like you're strapped to the wheel

Like you're trapped in a cage looking forward to death in old age

Days are mostly mundane, little things keep you sane,

Little dreams give you hope, stop you putting your head in that rope

As you move to the beat: sleep; eat; work; sleep; repeat

Lift your head up and make time for friendship and loving and cake


Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Add a slice and some ice

Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Just drink gin (get a massive glass; add the tonic last; puts you on your ass)

Happy daze through a haze

Just drink gin