anorakronism

rabbit hole

coming back to you

kabukicho

shark

no regrets

in the end

the sorcerer pharaj (part i)

killing time

oversharer

snake oil

ear poison (shark remix)

anorakronism

rabbit hole

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Round and round and down and down into the rabbit hole

Same old faces, same old stories

Not impressed with your past glories

I want new tales, I need cocktails

Give me tension and adventure

Round and round and down and down into the rabbit hole

This is boring, just stop talking

Get your skates on, cos we're walking

There's a new day through that doorway

Time to face it and embrace it

I'm not saying this is your fault

But decaying's not my default

Let's get wasted, let's get battered

Lets take drugs and see what happens

Round and round and down and down into the rabbit hole

Get some shots in, start the headspin

Double vision is the mission

Alcoholic revelations

Incoherent conversations

Talking bullshit with some strangers

Feels like friendship feels like change is here

Yes I'm lonely, yes I'm needy

Need attention just to feed me

Round and round and down and down

Just keep drinking 'til your bladdered

'Cos nothing else really matters

Round and round and down and down

Lost my bearings, in a time warp

Tunnel vision, can't drink no more

Round and round and down and down

I'm a zombie, I'm a headcase

I'm a boring waste of space a

Waste of skin an oxygen thief

Take me home and then just shoot me

Round and round and down and down into the rabbit hole

Round and round and down and down

coming back to you

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Well I must have crossed the seven seas

Been around the world and seen the sights and shot the breeze

And every time I'm in a new town

I count my blessings, bless my luck and look around

But I know that in the end I'll come right back here again and

Nowhere compares to this cos this place is where my heart is

Now I know that

What I need is here

And it's just the way you look at me

Well it makes my sad heart skip a beat

And I love the crazy things you do-oo-oo

It keeps me coming back to……

You are everything I need

You understand my twisted mind and give me space to breathe

And I really thought I'd never stoop so low

That I'd write a soppy knob end love song - but look out here we go

Well from the day I met you, I knew that it was meant to be

The stars were shining for us, Orion smiling on us

Then I knew that

What I need is here

And though I've known you for a while

(You) still make me laugh you make me smile

And all the crazy things you do-oo-oo

Can't stop me coming back to you

When all is said and all is done

Well I'm feeling pretty smug that I went out and picked me a good one

Well I'm happy here and here is home

Don't need to keep on looking, I know I've found my bone

And I recall our first date, kebabs and staying up late

Outside the Spiegeltent, up in the firmament

Orion seemed to know, cider and falling snow

Then I knew that

What I need is here

It's just the way you look at me

Well it makes my sad heart skip a beat

And I love the crazy things you do

They keep me coming back to you

And though I've known you for a while

(You) still make me laugh (you) still make me smile

And all the crazy things you do-oo-oo

Can't stop me coming back to…..

You - keep coming back to

You- keep coming back to you

kabukicho

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Electric dreams, a neon symphony

A different world of the extraordinary

A strange landscape, well I just stand and gape

It's not like anywhere I've ever been to

Shinjuku, oh so pretty

Sleepless Town, Demon City

(Kabukicho) Well I'm lost in this maze of madness

(Kabukicho) Salarymen working off their sadness

(Kabukicho) Take a walk on the Eastern wild side

I'm so Chu Hai, I've drunk the bottle dry

It helps me handle sensory overdrive

Beautiful town, skyscrapers all around

But night time it becomes a sukebe playground

Shinjuku, oh so pretty

Sleepless Town, Demon City

Tokyo hidden wonder

Take your time, don't go under

(Kabukicho) Watch your step or it might bite you

(Kabukicho) Ya-ku-za there watching every move

(Kabukicho) Take a walk on the Eastern wild side

I want to ride, the Yamanote line

I hope I get to walk those streets one more time

A special place, a trip to outer space

Dirty old town there's nowhere else quite like you

Shinjuku, oh so pretty

Sleepless Town, Demon City

Tokyo hidden wonder

Take your time, don't go under

(Kabukicho) Flashing lights of the Go-Go getters

(Kabukicho) Lowest of the low to the hip jet setters

(Kabukicho) Buckle up and just enjoy the ride

(Kabukicho) Take a trip to the Eastern wild side

shark

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Saw you in the corner with your girlfriend Lorna

She's been drinking heavy, I don't think she's very

Well so she'll be off to chuck her guts up pronto

I keep watching while I plan how I will catch your eye

I've been here for hours staring at the wallflowers

Watching hard to see which ones are here without friends

Looking for the needy, I'm not being greedy

Walk on over 'cause your all alone now and I

Ask you if you want to dance but nothing dodgy

Take your time don't worry, I'm not in a hurry

Don't be a spectator, you can thank me later

Listen to you while you tell me your life story

It's not all that boring, I've heard worse before and

Its all worth it when I get to get you naked

On the dance floor and I've got my hands upon your

Waist, I'm being gentle, you can’t think I'm mental

Stare into your blue eyes, dreaming that your thighs are

Wrapped around me as I blow my load inside you

I don't want to push you but I really plan to

Get you out of your face, take you back to my place

Stick my tongue inside you, then I'm going to funk you dry

Lorna's gone so now you need a friend to lean on - I can be that person

Watch you as you stagger, holding it together, I suggest a breather

Leave the club together, hit the cold air and you're clearly pretty leathered

So we grab an Uber back to mine to watch a film and grab some coffee

Sit you on the sofa, eyes are glazing over - can't stop them from closing

So I peel your clothes off, then I take some photos - share them round tomorrow

Spread your legs apart it's time for me to start to give you what you came for

I'm all over you and I'm inside of you and and I explode inside you

no regrets

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

(Well the) rain's soaking through my shoes, I got a

Twenty in my pocket and a belly full of booze, got a

Chip on my shoulder, a monkey on my back, gonna

Wash away my problems with a bottle full of Jack

Get down, gonna get mean

Gonna make a scene. Oh no no

Well something's bugging me - I can't remember what

Through the banging in my cranium, the sickness in my guts

Just take the medicine, remove the evidence

Remove the painful memories because their burning me

I should have known it when you came into my life, that you would

Break my heart, take my heart

You chewed me up and spat me out the other side, and left me

Torn apart, right back at the start

I wish we'd never met - but it's too late to have regrets

(Well it) takes two to make a fit, but the

Tricky part is making sure the fire stays lit, and it's

Harder still to do it in the middle of a storm, when your

Hands won’t stop from shaking and your dying for the warm, and then I

I found out - I was shut out in the deep freeze

You got me crawling on my knees

Well two was company but three just didn't work for me

It didn't leave me with a lot of room for dignity

I fought like a dog, I scratched like a cat

But in the end you knocked me cold and flat out on the mat

I should have known it when you came into my life, that you would

Break my heart, take my heart

You chewed me up and spat me out the other side, and left me

Torn apart, right back at the start

I didn't see it coming, didn't have a clue

You hit me like a truck no you didn't give a fuck

And just as I was getting up you shot me in the face;

You left me there for dead; with a bullet in the head

I wish we'd never met - but it's too late now for regret

I should have known it when you came into my life, that you would

Break my heart, take my heart

You chewed me up and spat me out the other side, and left me

Torn apart, right back at the start

I didn't see it coming, didn't have a clue

You hit me like a truck no you didn't give a fuck

And just as I was getting up you shot me in the face;

You left me there for dead; with a bullet in the head

No regrets now that was yesterday

No regrets now that you've

Gone away

Away

in the end

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

I've been looking through photos

Mementos of people I used to know

We've moved on that time has gone and

Water's flowed under many a bridge

And I can't help but wonder if

Underneath we're still the same people we've

Had some knocks been round the block but

I can find traces of who I was then

So we all have our lives, and our damn nine to fives

And it's hard to find time to break bread and drink wine

But we're friends in the end

And all this technology means

We are free, yet somehow in slavery

Information overload to crack the code

Things used to be easier

In the age of Aquarius it's dangerous

There's people out there packing

Knives and guns and cherry bombs

So keep your eyes peeled and watch out for the wronguns

They're out on the street looking out for the weak

But you have to assume human nature will rule

And pull through in the end

We're living through strange times

The lunatics control the asylum and

Seem intent on monumental

Acts of sabotage, curse that twat Farage

A country divided decided

To jump from the aeroplane

Not a clue, no parachute

Slide down the razor blade using your bollocks for

Brakes, it's insane and we'll all feel the pain

Hit the ground like a stone and the best we can hope

Is survive in the end

I need cowbell, tambourine, triangle, fuck off big gong…

Now I don't have a vision it's hard enough

To tie up my shoelaces

But I know that we should try to

Turn the other cheek, look out for the weak

Not exactly philosophy, just plain to see

We all need a hand sometimes

Lady Luck can turn the tables

We're three paydays away from the pavement

So don't judge too quick as you step around somebody

Sleeping rough on the street, but for fate could be you or me

We all die in the end

Got to try 'til the end

the sorcerer pharaj (part i)

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

The sands of time are getting low out in the East I see a glow

Black night is full of devil's spawn and we are waiting for the dawn

The rising sun will not bring solace

Fields of steel surround us like a wall

The Eastern wind has lost it's promise

We stand as one together

Or we fall

So I remember better days and think of friends along the way

Before the Shadow Men returned, before the ships were burned

The deadly Drums of Doom are beating

The Banshee's howl is ringing in my ears

And through the veil of dark retreating

The Necromancer's army marches

Near

A Seventh Son, a man of power, controlling demons from his Tower

A twisted sorcerer whose aim is just to burn and kill and maim

He pushes on his rabid minions

They fight with frenzy fuelled by fear

And we are few and they are millions

This day is long and will be

Washed with tears

I watch the battle ebb and flow a mound of bodies lies below

The ground is dark with demon blood but they keep coming like a flood

So you can fight or you can die

They give no quarter and they don't ask why

Keep swinging, cut the deadly foe

Give them oblivion in hell below

We feel the bloodlust in our veins

We fight to cleanse the land, to decimate the evil strain

We fight with fury, fight with power

We live to march upon the Tower

Take the battle to the evil Mage

End the reign of hate of sorcerer Pharaj

killing time

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Well I'm just sat here killing time

The sun is shining and the Black Rat's tasting mighty fine

No other place I need to be

It's days like this that keep you going through the drudgery

And if I had the luck to win that lottery

I'd be here every day just killing time and feeling like I'm free

Don't need a medical degree

To understand that this is very slowly killing me

But that's alright cause we're all heading the same way

I'll get there first and get the shots in at the bar if that's okay?

Well I don't really understand

The point of living if you do it without beer in hand

Our basic instinct says survive

But living long is not the only point of being alive

And you could say that this philosophy is flawed

That's fine unless you think old age and boredom isn't a reward

So if you're heading to the bar

I'll have another pint of gutrot cider from the jar

That's right - the lumpy stuff that tastes like creosote

I drink it cause it's cheap like me and just because it floats my boat

The sun is setting finally

I sometimes wonder if I'd never drunk how rich I'd be

I could have paid the house off, bought a nice new car

I could have put the kids through college, bought a new guitar

I could enjoy a swanky holiday each year

But I'd be bored as fuck and that is why you'll always find me here

oversharer

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Give me all you've got, let me see the

Warts and all, tell me 'bout the terrible things that you have

Done - I promise not to run, I promise not to

Cast a stone, everybody has their own cross to bear so

I won't judge you - not my place to

I just need to know the truth

And everybody feels the need

To show their better side, to hide the darker things inside

But if you hold it in it eats you up

So let it go. Let it flow

I hope that you can trust me now, that I won't

Kiss and tell, that I won't sell you down the river if you

Share your hopes and dreams and cares, I want to

Help you through, I'll never laugh at you, you massive fucking

Twat - so gullible - I can't wait to

Spread this shit all over WhatsApp

Why does anybody feel the need

To photograph their bits, to advertise their tits

Why would anybody share their genitalia?

With a facebook friend. Or a total stranger

Fucking dickhead

You must be fucking mad

snake oil

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Talking heads upon the television

Dereliction of the sleepless souls

Restitution at the rescue mission

Stop them falling deeper down their holes

It's a calling it’s a comet falling

Elemental at the end of days

Veneration of the holy schmoly

Subjugation of the quaint old ways

Selling snake oil to the poor and needy

Selling seraphim and salvation

Open up the pearly gates, I'm coming

Home - Jesus wants me

Or does he?

Holy clerics of the intifada

Infidelity of infidels

Escalation of the holy Jihad

Take the innocents and make them soldiers

Take the scripture turn it on it's head and

Take the words but make the meaning suck

Preach the Gospel to the seething masses

They've nothing left to lose and they don't give a fuck

Selling snake oil to the poor and needy

Selling oblivion and exocets

Get my virgins ready 'cause I'm coming

Home - Allah wants me

I don't believe in all the fairy stories

I'm not a joiner, don't support a team

And I don't understand why people get hooked

On Religion, it's a bogus scheme

If you really want to make a difference

If you really want to help the poor

Stop the killing, stop the genocidal

Ethnic cleansing based on nothing more than prejudice and

No more snake oil, no more jam tomorrow

No more promises of life eternal

It's a fact we all live here and here is

Home - Reason wants me

For a sunbeam

No more snake oil, no more life eternal

Don’t keep scaring us with your infernal

Punishments if we don’t stay upon your

Path - you're having a laugh and we can

Make our own way home

ear poison (shark remix)

From the album Anorakronism May 2018

Austrian apres ski (Ear poison)

I need a lobotomy (Ear poison)

It's causing me misery (Ear poison)

Industrial injury (Ear Poison)

No good for my health or safety frankly

Johnny Dapp stuck in my head and I can’t make this

Earworm go away it's driving me insane so

Take me out and shoot me, it's the humane thing to do

Austrian apres ski (Ear poison)

A sonic monotony (Ear poison)

An aural cacophony (Ear poison)

A drum and bass travesty (Ear poison)

No good for my health or safety frankly

Johnny Dapp stuck in my head and I can’t make this

Earworm go away it's driving me insane so

Take me out and shoot me, it's the humane thing to do

Austrian apres ski (Ear poison)

And so it s my theory (Ear posion)

That this is the apogee (Ear poison)

Of terrible poetry (Ear poison)

And musical criminality and

Johnny Dapp stuck in my head and I can’t make this

Earworm go away it's driving me insane so

Take me out and shoot me, it's the humane thing to do

Now I understand why people drink apres ski, make the music go away

Johnny Dapp stuck in my head and I can’t make this earworm go away it's

Driving me insane so take me out and shoot me, the humane thing to do

Now I understand why people drink apres ski, make the music go away

Johnny Dapp stuck in my head and I can’t make this earworm go away it's

Driving me insane so take me out and shoot me, the humane thing to do